Nap Time

I’m in more pain and I’m getting less motivated to blog these days so I’m gonna take a break from this blog. Sorry I’ll hopefully be back soon.

Shopping Cart, Go Kart Race

Wouldn’t it be great to to race in one of the greatest place on earth? The grocery store preferably in the cereal. Because cereal is my number one food group. Mmm… Dats good. Anyway the go carts would be made of shopping carts. Modified shopping carts. Maybe we will allow engines, maybe not. That would be really dangerous so we’d probably allow engines. And i’m guesing that I would win.

Ode to a Whiteboard

As someone who doodles on pretty much everything I hve one thing that keeps me from drawing on every piece of paper. My whiteboard. Or as a I call it my whiteBORED. I dunno why I capitalized that. Anyway I use my whitebored all day to just doodle, erase and redoodle. So if your a doodlemaster go get yourself a whitebored. And I don’t mean a huge one. Mine is about the size of a piece of paper.

Febacon

This is the best idea ever. A febreze that’s bacon flavored. Then your house would always smell like heaven. At least the heaven I want to go to. And I want some of the profits. Ha ha ha.

Comics are a Good Waste of Time

Some people like me right now have a bunch of free time. Remember I’m injured and not going to school. That’s one of the reasons that I started this blog was to catalog my ideas and also feel like I accomplished something through these hard times. Anyway I’m pretty artistic. I enjoy drawing comics and spray painting in my free time. One I just started doing in my free time is draing a comic book. I’m not doing it for money or nothing. If people get entertainment from it all the better. Maybe some day far off in the future I’ll try and make money off of it but not now. Anyway I’m doing it so I have something to show for this time of my life.

Stupid Maze

So there I this really awesome flash game called scary maze. If you haven’t played it before go ahead and try it. And I don’t remember why they called it scary. Anyway I thought of the best flash game ever that is similiar to scary maze. Stupid Maze. Pretty much it takes only ideas from scary maze no design. Instead of being a maze game it will be an first person shooter that take places in a maze. Instead of being a 2d game it will be a 3d game. But then again I don’t know if a FPS could be 2d. The point of the game would be to get to the other checkpoint. By Amon the way you would have to beat up and kill random creatures along the way. For example when you step around the corner a telatubby might jump out and start shooting you with a bazooka. I dunno this is just an idea.

W.W.E.T.

If we ever meet aliens I want to make a new tv show. W.W.E.T. It’s the WWE with ET’s (aliens). Imagine instead of having the big show you would have the big tail. There would be crazy wrestlers with 24 eyes and 24 arms. And under the wrestling ring instead of sledge hammers there would be laser pistols and lightsabers. I want to watch this so bad.

Great Prank: Fake Text Books

What would make your teacher extremely mad? Fake textbooks that say bad stuff about your teacher. Then you just switch em out and bango best skool prank. Especially if it makes people swear. Cuz that would be funny. And even better blame someone you hate about it like my sister.

That unorganized site

I hate it when stuff is in the right place. It just makes it harder to find it when I need it. But like most houses, websites are all clean and sleek so why doesn’t someone create unorganized, homey feeling websites. Who said everything had to be aligned on the right or the left. I would call this site gobbledy goop. And it would be the most trafficked site to find whatever the heck you want. But not in an organized. Your gonna have to remember where you put it last.

What would you do if they jumped off a bridge?

Haven’t you done something wrong and your mom asked you why you did it. Then you said,”Well “blank” did it first.” Mom then says,”If “blank jumped off a bridge would you follow them.” Now you have something to say back instead of no. Just ask,”How big is the bridge?” This will make your mom mad but at least you aren’t left defenseless saying no.